when you’ve got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop
if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you


*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care



STOP SCROLLING
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
ok keep scrolling






loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
(Source: tympanista, via cerealinyobowl-deactivated20181)

